i would've posted last night, but after leaving bumbershoot, i ended up at chris' house until after 1am, and by the time i got home, i was in no condition to write. still, this did not preclude me from staying up until about 3am, listening to music, downloading bops for the month of august, and talking to kevin.
we spent all day at bumbershoot yesterday. i am not doing all day again, i think, because that requires a lot of energy, and i just expended a whole lot of my reserve. i also got only maybe 5.5 hours of sleep.
chris got on the 74 near his house (several blocks before my stop), and by the time it got to me, it was full, and they wouldn't let anyone else on. great. so i got on the 70 going downtown and got off on fairview and harrison, which *looked* straight down at the key arena. by the time i got down the hill, though, i realized i would have to cross aurora (for the uninitiated, aurora is state highway 99, not exactly a country road, but practically a freeway), which required walking south several blocks to an appropriate crosswalk. i still had several more blocks to go before getting to the grounds, and then i had to zigzag through sluggish crowds going every whichway to get to the key arena and hustle through the maze to get to the entrance. WHEW. when i got there, i realized my bag o' lunch goodies wouldn't be allowed inside, so instead of being searched and asked to dump out my iced water bottle and trash my seven delicious homemade burritos, i plead with the security guy, who let me put it in "lost and found." thanks, cool security guy!
christine and her friends were waiting inside with chris, which was a pleasant surprise. her friends decided to sit in the stands, but chris, christine, and i all chose the floor. key arena is a sucktastic venue for bands like pedro the lion, though--he requires intimacy; key arena requires you to make the audience dance or it will be bored to tears--so both parties ended up leaving midway through the set. chris and i went to larry's market, where chris caffeinated with his long-lost beloved afri-cola (found in their walk-in cooler) and we prepared to become jason webley groupies until he was to go to ani difranco and i to blackalicious. this worked out well. we found christine at the webley street gathering and got our pictures taken with him. he had to run to get more cds, so we agreed to watch his stuff. i got in copious amounts of people-watching, which is always a plus. when everyone else left for ani, i stuck around and enjoyed another of his short sets in which we attempted to break the legal limit of 95db produced by a street crowd. jason alone yells "ARRRRR" louder than 90; we broke 100 as a group.
after this, my throat was very, very scratchy, and i went to blackalicious and called jenny, who was supposed to meet me there. she was in puyallap, so i was pretty much on my own. the show was fun. i got to dance (what key arena is tolerable for) and see about twenty kids get stoned in front of security guards who gave them stern looks but didn't escort anyone out that i could see. and the point of that was...? yeah. i decided to leave early because i was hungry and the ani show should've been over. of course, there was a massive crowd flooding out of the stadium, so it took awhile to meet up with people, but then...food. ahhh.
ed, chris, and i sat in the fountain to eat and there we witnessed one of the most fucked-up things i've ever seen in real life. some guy came into the fountain, where a bunch of kids are running around, and removed his shirt and shoes and stood there in his boxer briefs. chris says he immediately knew something was up with this guy. the guy started pulling his shorts off and exposing his ass and (presumably) genitalia--not to anyone; he looked pretty casual (in a fucked-up-on-drugs sort of way) about it. he did this a few times before the security guards showed up and tried to talk to him. when it was clear the guy wasn't interested in talking, the security guards shooed everyone else out of the fountain. then they tried again with the guy, who pulled out a pocket knife. guards backed off and called the cops. the guy threw his knife on the ground and the guards picked it up, then the guy started facing the fountain and stretched up against it, sometimes staring ruefully at the ground with a thumb at the edge of his shorts, like he was hanging onto a belt loop. the cops arrived and watched the guy for awhile. of course, the crowd's attention was mostly turned their dirction by this time. eventually, they got the guy to come over to them, and they tried to cuff him. he resisted and tried pulling at their shoulderpads or something, at which point the wrestled him to the ground, face-down, and fucking tazered him. he spasmed. there was a second tazering, then he must've been pretty well "under control" and four cops grabbed him by each limb and hauled him out of the fountain. the crowd cheered and some people booed. it was crazy. i was on the phone with jenny the whole time, who was trying to find us, but she missed all the commotion.
after that, we tried to find something to do before lou reed. we went to the one reel film festival line and decided we didn't care about what was showing next. we went to the comedy house and there was another line we decided we didn't care about. we left the grounds and went to larry's market again so ed could get a beverage and cash for the bus. i think chris got *another* afri-cola.
at this point, we were all pretty physically exhausted, so we decided to head to the stadium and just park ourselves in the stands. it's a long walk to the stadium, but it was ok. it started getting a little too chilly for comfort, though. i made some phone calls--to rachel ("bring a towel!"), to winnie ("guess who?" "i have no idea... umm... emily?! you sound different than i expected!"), and to my sister ("i walked to japantown today, this fucking rocks!"). i saw some guy wearing a tshirt whose main slogan was partially obscured by his jacket, but what i could see said "oat fetish." chris and i hypothesized what the shirt could really say. i once said, "boat fetish, but that would be really boring," to which chris replied, "yeah, 'put on that ferry costume for me, baby!'" hee! punny.
jenny and alex found us and we all made room for them to sit with us. lou reed started soon after that. he was, umm... silly. the noise was good and rocking, but oh. so... bad. the words. i mean. i like the velvet underground. i respect lou reed as an icon and a living legend and whatnot. but oh. it was so sad. he read his own modified version of poe's "the raven," which was very very wtf. then he sang a song with the worst couplet ever: "he sewed up his eyes/ and came on his thighs." OH. MY EARS. yeah. we left a little early to avoid crowds, and jenny drove us back to the udistrict.
i need to go downtown and pick up rachel and two of her friends i've never met from the greyhound terminal around 11. i think i am driving. i have never driven downtown before and am a little freaked at the prospect, but it will be faster than the stupid buses. we'll take them to the festival, anyway. we'll all have our fill of metro. today we're seeing sonic youth and death cab for cutie, with some possible side attractions of modest mouse, the shins, john wesley harding (if death cab fails to fill the space, which i suspect they will, since they're not exactly a danceable band and they're playing the fucking key arena), and some coemdy gold. hurrah for the weekend. hurrah for caffeine. hurrah for friends.